Photo 27 Aug 2,884 notes We’re going a thousand miles here. We should at least do a 6 to 5.

We’re going a thousand miles here. We should at least do a 6 to 5.

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Photo 27 Aug 128,334 notes the-absolute-funniest-posts:

imploder:
Can we just talk about this move in Crown’s show?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

imploder:

Can we just talk about this move in Crown’s show?

Photo 5 May 887,398 notes its like some kind of demon is coming out of the phone

its like some kind of demon is coming out of the phone

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Video 4 May 648,834 notes

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

Video 1 May 288,013 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

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Photo 1 May 153,186 notes the-absolute-funniest-posts:


This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Text 27 Apr 403,514 notes Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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Audio 4 Mar 260,574 notes

stopinq:

jrockchocolate:

I JUST FUCKING CHOKED

I am crying to hard I cannot find the reblog button.

BAHAHAHAHAH 

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Photo 2 Mar 306,157 notes fuckyeahlaughters:

this is so satisfying to watch 

fuckyeahlaughters:

this is so satisfying to watch 

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Photo 23 Jan 39,958 notes vworp-goes-the-tardis:

thatdemigodwhoeatsbluefood:


Well that escalated quickly…

i’d reblog if i were you
this happened to my sisters cousins husbands moms grandmas brothers wifes cat.

reblogging just in case

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

thatdemigodwhoeatsbluefood:

Well that escalated quickly…

i’d reblog if i were you

this happened to my sisters cousins husbands moms grandmas brothers wifes cat.

reblogging just in case

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